[Reading Time: 6-10 min] Spoilers for the 8th episode of HBO's Watchmen. HUGE SPOILERS. Like, if you haven't seen any of the show yet, this article will basically spoil the entire series. If you've thought about watching Watchmen, hit Favorite on this article and come back to it a week from now once you've caught … Continue reading The God with self-sabotaging relationship problems
[Reading Time: 7-10 minutes; very minor gameplay spoilers] I don't give a single heck about the National Dex controversy. So let's get that out of the way right now. As you can see, I've played Pokemon Shield for exactly 20 hours, collected the first two badges, caught 69 Pokemon, and am currently running with a … Continue reading I’m having a lot of fun with the new Pokemon features!
[Reading Time: 5 minutes] Bottom Line: I'm late to the party, but Jojo's 2018 re-release of her 2004 debut album is fantastic. I experience new music in a very deliberate way. First of all, I need to be in the right mood. I don't know how to explain it; the moment just has to feel … Continue reading The Algorithm is going to send a lot of “Bizarre Adventure” fans here, and I’m just gonna have to accept that
I’ve slowly grown more comfortable with my own inconsistencies in my writing and formatting. You’ve ALL noticed that I sometimes leave i uncapitalized, a deliberate move on my part to show that I’m not taking that particular sentence too seriously, nor taking myself seriously enough to justify the capitalization of the first person. Sometimes I’ll … Continue reading AWD Style Guide
[Reading Time: 2-3 minutes; no spoilers] Amanda "The live-action Aladdin is on there—" Me "Wait, really? Disney Plus is offering the new stuff?" Amanda "Yeah!" Me "...But that's on, like, the Premium Plan or something, right?" Amanda "There's only one plan. You pay $6.99 a month and get access to everything." Me "It's seven dollars a … Continue reading D+
[Reading Time: 9-10 minutes] This review discusses mature topics, including rape, murder, suicide, and hate crimes; and contains spoilers for the Watchmen comic, film, and TV series. If you:(1) Are interested in the analysis of film as a medium(2) Enjoy nerdy examinations of storytelling(3) Are unsure about the HBO series, either having watched some already … Continue reading I highly recommend The Official Watchmen Podcast
[Reading Time: 20 minutes] This review contains discussion of mature topics, major spoilers for Watchmen's third episode, "She Was Killed By Space Junk," as well as a major spoiler for the season three finale of Lost. I watched Watchmen's series premiere on Hulu/HBO live, while it was airing. The only other events I've watched live … Continue reading The space junk didn’t even kill her though?
[Originally posted on Facebook.] I BEGIN WRITING THIS POST WITH A LOUD, EXASPERATED SIGH AND A FRUSTRATED SHAKE OF MY HEAD BACK AND FORTH. Old, white, conservative baby boomers like Dennis Prager get so hung up about transgender people in a way that almost certainly ultimately points inward toward their own internal psychological difficulties facing … Continue reading The English-language terms we use to talk about trans issues are imperfect
[Reading Time: 1 minute] I'm reviewing an entire artist? I have a few thoughts about her "dont smile at me" and "WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?" albums: My favorite songs off these albums are the ones you'd expect. Hostage, Ocean Eyes, Copycat, Bury A Friend, and Bad Guy. Her music bangs … Continue reading Billie Eilish is a master of understated musical moments
[Reading Time: 6-8 minutes] This review is free of any major plot spoilers, though I do discuss aspects of the show you may want to experience for yourself if you've not seen it. "This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood. … Continue reading HBO’s Watchmen: Sometimes the law is not enough
[Reading Time: 10-11 minutes] This review contains spoilers for American Horror Story: Apocalypse, and the game Fallout: New Vegas. I watched American Horror Story’s “Apocalypse” season on Hulu without ever having seen a single AHS episode ever. And I really liked it! My favorite part of the season was the beginning, and while that might … Continue reading How would YOU successfully run a nuclear fallout shelter?
"Guilty With Explanation, Your Honor." It's a long and winding road to explain how I ended up saying those words in a courtroom, and the only style of narrative writing I've ever known is to start at the beginning. Chapter 1 - Home DepotChapter 2 - I got hit by a truckChapter 3 - The … Continue reading I got hit by a truck
[Reading Time: 6 minutes] Law and Order: SVU, S20E24 “End Game”, starts out like any other SVU, with vaguely young girls at some sort of brothel being perused and abused by creepy men. But it soon switches into a callback to the season’s villain, Rob Miller. He sounds like a boring lawyer; and as far as … Continue reading SVU’s Season 20 finale feels like a superhero movie
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[Reading Time: 6-7 minutes] My sister and I are really enjoying the new Destiny expansion. We did zero power-leveling, didn't save bounties beforehand, just flew our ships straight to the moon and hit Start. Neither of us really know what we're doing. We were at a constant disadvantage either from using new armor without perks … Continue reading Shadowkeep felt much more difficult than previous DLC releases
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I don't have a lot going on in my life right now, and that's the way I like it. I've lived an eventful life for a white kid growing up in North Dakota and I have no regrets. My daily boredom has directed me toward something that was previously off-limits to me: Publicly trolling people … Continue reading My New Hobby: Being a heinous idiot on public Facebook forums